The Philosopher's Song by Monty Python


D
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant

                    A
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

                              D
Who could drink you under the table

David Hume could out-consume

                   G
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel

    A
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

                           D
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel

                A
There's nothin' Nietzsche didn't teach yer

'Bout the raisin' of the wrist

            D        B7          E7
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On a bottle o' shanty became particularly ill
Plato they say, could put it away
Half a pint of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am'

But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed

-- 
>From: drraymon@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca (Darrell Raymond)