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In the theatre, the chain of command is universally acknowledged to be as
follows:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God.
Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks with God.
Leaps short buildings with a running start. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Is faster than a speeding BB. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God.
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by locomotives. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says "Look
at the choo-choo." Wets himself with a water pistol. Plays in mud
puddles. Mumbles to himself.
Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the track. Catches speeding bullets in his/her teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. IS GOD.
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